Animal Crackers In My Soup

4/30/2008

I got a call asking me to pick up animal crackers with frosting and sprinkles, so I did. I love those myself, but I also like regular animal crackers, in the teeny box with a string. Frankly, I find those to be delish. Funny thing is, every time I see them, I think of Shirley Temple singing that song. It is a fun tune, catchy and pretty much a classic. But I think the guy who wrote it was just making shit up. Regular crackers – saltines – they rock in soup. Oyster crackers work as well, especially in a nice chowder. I'm no fan of Manhattan Clam chowder, but if I had to, I would put Oyster crackers in that. But who the fuck puts animal crackers in soup? That would be horrific. First and foremost, they are cookies. You don't get a bowl of chicken noodle soup and pop in some oatmeal cookies. You don't eat that. This guy wished they were crackers, so his song would work. Perhaps, he never even had them, and just saw them and assumed they were crackers. But I guess it is possible that people back then put cookies in soup. Man, the Great Depression was no fun. Great songs, though.